6.20.12 | Heat Wave On The Breakfast Bus

[Gamble17]

Originally Posted by DOC

So I'm pulling into work and it's one last road to my building and there is a guy on a bike not moving over and going into both lanes, so I honk. When I pull around him I keep going and as I find a parking spot he pulls right behind my car. As I step out, he is in full riding gear with the tight bike shirt, reflector helmet, just looking like a real doosh. He says (in a British accent), "do you have a problem with me riding my bicycle?" I reply, politely, "No, I have a problem with you not choosing a lane." He then says, "Seeing as you were not 200 yards from your building, I'd assume you'd be more calm in the morning." So I basically told him that that has nothing to do with him hogging the road, and that I don't understand why he is looking for a fight. Then he gets all mad and says "Next time you see me, do not beep at me", to which I replied, "Or else what, tough guy?" Then he rode away.

Pfft.

Pfft is the perfect response to that guy.

[nolabeldietcoke]

Originally Posted by oomer

We were given notice that the whole company will be transferring over to Office 2010 over the next few weeks.

Absolutely dreading it because I hate the "new" office (which is dramatically changed in 2007).

I'm so used to the 2003 commands/controls and they still work well for me. Don't give me a stinkin' RIBBON that I gotta navigate and relearn!

But it's been 9 years....

We're sort of in a similar process where I work - backing up an entire video server so it can be overhauled over the weekend and into the beginning of next week. Lots of stuff we're werried about losing

Originally Posted by DOC

So I'm pulling into work and it's one last road to my building and there is a guy on a bike not moving over and going into both lanes, so I honk. When I pull around him I keep going and as I find a parking spot he pulls right behind my car. As I step out, he is in full riding gear with the tight bike shirt, reflector helmet, just looking like a real doosh. He says (in a British accent), "do you have a problem with me riding my bicycle?" I reply, politely, "No, I have a problem with you not choosing a lane." He then says, "Seeing as you were not 200 yards from your building, I'd assume you'd be more calm in the morning." So I basically told him that that has nothing to do with him hogging the road, and that I don't understand why he is looking for a fight. Then he gets all mad and says "Next time you see me, do not beep at me", to which I replied, "Or else what, tough guy?" Then he rode away.

Pfft.

You were correct to say what you did. If you're a bike rider, then don't expect sympathy from motorists.

[It's Da Bread]

Originally Posted by Gamble17

I dont like the new office either. I think they really miss the Michael Scott character.

[It's Da Bread]

Originally Posted by PrettyTony

Sup folks

I got 12 lawns to mow today solo.

Gun ta ya head...do I think I will drop dead from da heat?
Yep.

I know a guy who is really into lawncare and deck staining. He might be able to help you out.

[The Agency]

Originally Posted by It's Da Bread

I know a guy who is really into lawncare and deck staining. He might be able to help you out.

Where did this lawn care and deck staining meme come from?

[The Capitan2]

streak is over....they had their chances

MORNIN KREW

[Not in da Building]

My buddy is going to San Fransico this weekend and didn't realize its PRIDE week.. He is a bit paranoid..

Awr maybe he knew its PRIDE week and is trying to tell us something..

[DOC]

Originally Posted by The Capitan2

streak is over....they had their chances

MORNIN KREW

Sup Cap. My girlfriend who only started watching baseball the past two months now likes sleeping in my old Robbie Cano shirt. I thought, "oh Cap would love this."

[oomer]

Originally Posted by tfc3rid

No way...

Is San Dusky taking the stand today?

Originally Posted by Not in da Building

CNN said something along the lines that Jerry is prepared if he does take the stand..

If he does take the stand his lawyer should be committed

Can't wait for dupp to read us the San Dusky witness transcript for the court reporter.

"so what we got heah is the Court Reportah's transcript from Sam Dusky's cross examination today................ok?.........."

"QUESTION....so you're saying you don't remembah one way or the other whether or not you were behind the boy in the shower. ANSWER...I'm not sure, I could have been. QUESTION...but you're not denying that you were behind the boy in the shower. Answer...I could have been, but I don't remember exactly. QUESTION...so youah saying that sitting here today you have no recollection of what Mr. McQuery saw that evening. ANSWER...yes I don't remember exactly but I could have been behind the boy but that doesn't mean I was doing anything to him othah than horsing around, meaning if I was doing something to him...then he probably liked it or wanted me to do it to him. OBJECTION...move to strike. THE COURT....sustained..."

Originally Posted by Is Anyone Alive Out There

we switched over to windows 7 and office 2010 - to say it is different is an understatement. It isn't awful, just different

Definitely they expect you to do more with the mouse so keyboard-s are not happy

I'm def a keyboard shortcut mongo..

this sucks

[PrettyTony]

Originally Posted by It's Da Bread

I know a guy who is really into lawncare and deck staining. He might be able to help you out.

Thanks but I don't like being around guys who are attracted to human shit.

[The Agency]

Originally Posted by The Capitan2

streak is over....they had their chances

MORNIN KREW

Bitch I’m 23 years old and I ain’t riding in a Prius

[It's Da Bread]

Originally Posted by Brad Bensons Ad Agency

Where did this lawn care and deck staining meme come from?

It stands for RA Dickey's low ERA

[Unclever Name]

Went to the Mets game yesterday.....they're a dangerous team. They'll hit you up with some no-names like Valdespeeeen, Queenteneeea, slam you with some Dooder, and they'll Wright yer wrong with some Issac Davis.

[oomer]

SO Percy Hawvin wants a trade?

Get lost today, Percy.

[Unclever Name]

Originally Posted by oomer

SO Percy Hawvin wants a trade?

Get lost today, Percy.

He won't even say what the problem is

[oomer]

Originally Posted by Unclever Name

He won't even say what the problem is

He misses favre?



Of course now that he wants a trade the Jets will be rumored to getting him. It's obligatory at this point.

[Unclever Name]

Watching right now, Lindsay Czarkniak is such a grade A, RA Dickey type starting pitchah.

[JayBee]

Originally Posted by DOC

So I'm pulling into work and it's one last road to my building and there is a guy on a bike not moving over and going into both lanes, so I honk. When I pull around him I keep going and as I find a parking spot he pulls right behind my car. As I step out, he is in full riding gear with the tight bike shirt, reflector helmet, just looking like a real doosh. He says (in a British accent), "do you have a problem with me riding my bicycle?" I reply, politely, "No, I have a problem with you not choosing a lane." He then says, "Seeing as you were not 200 yards from your building, I'd assume you'd be more calm in the morning." So I basically told him that that has nothing to do with him hogging the road, and that I don't understand why he is looking for a fight. Then he gets all mad and says "Next time you see me, do not beep at me", to which I replied, "Or else what, tough guy?" Then he rode away.

Pfft.

Bikes, motorcycles..... I see these signs all over the roads here on LI, "Watch out for bikers!" Or "Motorcycles are everywhere!" Why do I have to be careful for them? Am I the guy riding between lanes, swirving in and out of traffic at 120 MPH? If they get hit, it's my fault? STFU.

[inderebuilding]

Originally Posted by Unclever Name

Went to the Mets game yesterday.....they're a dangerous team. They'll hit you up with some no-names like Valdespeeeen, Queenteneeea, slam you with some Dooder, and they'll Wright yer wrong with some Issac Davis.

The New York Base-Ball Mets are a good squadron.

[Unclever Name]

Originally Posted by oomer

He misses favre?



Of course now that he wants a trade the Jets will be rumored to getting him. It's obligatory at this point.

They'll trade him for three #1 picks and have Tebow throw balls that die three yards in front of him.