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The Capitan2 · #**121** 01-31-2012, 11:32 AM

with CAP

So I'm at a bar 2 Fridays ago and I meet this girl and we end up somehow talking about the Yankees.

First thing she asks me "what do you think about the trade!?"

First thing I ask...YOU KNOW WHO JESUS MONTERO IS?!?!?! LOL I was floored. So we talked about that for a bit...then we started talking about who our favorite Yankee is I said Cano, Mo, ect ect...I forget who she said (I was a few in me)...So she goes..."do you know who I hate...you probably love him but I don't think he's that good"....So I'm like who? she says NICK SWISHER. I ERUPT..."NICK SWISHER IS WEAK HE'S WEAK!!!!!!!" It was a scene...so later on in the night after I got more drunk I met another girl...got her # and texted her the next day...except I texted her "NICK SWISHER IS WEAK!!" I got the girls confused...she wrote back "Isn't that a baseball player???"....I stopped answering her I felt so dumb haha.

Stawting Pitchah · #**122** 01-31-2012, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by The Capitan2

I have a story I forgot to tell you guys that you will not believe...

But I swear on my life every word is true....

Dear Penthouse...

A Couple Quickies · #**123** 01-31-2012, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Sports Pope

My favorite parts of mike's show yesterday were -
1. When Mike was skeptical about Ochocinco's farthah dying.
2. The Zipline. "Kim, you goin on dat royde?"

Morning.

This was really underrated on da board, we are just desensitized at this point.

I also like when he was extolling later in the day how crowded it was for a Monday and

YES Network, home of Mike Francesa. Ughh, and some team in the Bronx.

pans the camera across a mostly empty room. I know it was later in the day and all, but to hear him opine with such certainty about WHY it was crowded ("ughhhh, its a close supah bowl, its new yawk, uhhhhh") while the picture told a different story was another nice chapter in the Tank book.

Not in da Building · #**124** 01-31-2012, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by The Capitan2

with CAP

So I'm at a bar 2 Fridays ago and I meet this girl and we end up somehow talking about the Yankees.

First thing she asks me "what do you think about the trade!?"

First thing I ask...YOU KNOW WHO JESUS MONTERO IS?!?!?! LOL I was floored. So we talked about that for a bit...then we started talking about who our favorite Yankee is I said Cano, Mo, ect ect...I forget who she said (I was a few in me)...So she goes..."do you know who I hate...you probably love him but I don't think he's that good"....So I'm like who? she says NICK SWISHER. I ERUPT..."NICK SWISHER IS WEAK HE'S WEAK!!!!!!!" It was a scene...so later on in the night after I got more drunk I met another girl...got her # and texted her the next day...except I texted her "NICK SWISHER IS WEAK!!" I got the girls confused...she wrote back "Isn't that a baseball player???"....I stopped answering her I felt so dumb haha.

did ya get the Yankee fan's digits?? bro.. its a match made in heaven.. a board sponsored bachelor party bro!

Stawting Pitchah · #**125** 01-31-2012, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Capitan2

with CAP

So I'm at a bar 2 Fridays ago and I meet this girl and we end up somehow talking about the Yankees.

First thing she asks me "what do you think about the trade!?"

First thing I ask...YOU KNOW WHO JESUS MONTERO IS?!?!?! LOL I was floored. So we talked about that for a bit...then we started talking about who our favorite Yankee is I said Cano, Mo, ect ect...I forget who she said (I was a few in me)...So she goes..."do you know who I hate...you probably love him but I don't think he's that good"....So I'm like who? she says NICK SWISHER. I ERUPT..."NICK SWISHER IS WEAK HE'S WEAK!!!!!!!" It was a scene...so later on in the night after I got more drunk I met another girl...got her # and texted her the next day...except I texted her "NICK SWISHER IS WEAK!!" I got the girls confused...she wrote back "Isn't that a baseball player???"....I stopped answering her I felt so dumb haha.

If she still liked you after that, I'd say put a ring on the finger.

The Capitan2 · #**126** 01-31-2012, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Stawting Pitchah

Dear Penthouse...

I had 2 chics invite me over to "snuggle" last night.

I was so tired I passed out. Got the texts this am

DA PHONES WENT DEAD During da Supah Bowl folks!!! EPIC FAIL!

inderebuilding · #**127** 01-31-2012, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Stawting Pitchah

Dear Penthouse...

He saved time....he CC'd Yankee Magazine...

Great, not good, Story outta da Cap.

Stawting Pitchah · #**128** 01-31-2012, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Capitan2

I had 2 chics invite me over to "snuggle" last night.

I was so tired I passed out. Got the texts this am

Threesome scenario or would you have had to choose?

The Capitan2 · #**129** 01-31-2012, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Not in da Building

did ya get the Yankee fan's digits?? bro.. its a match made in heaven.. a board sponsored bachelor party bro!

I don't think I did man...I think she went to the bathroom and then I lost her

Voted 2011 TMF.Com SMILEY OF THE YEAR! Whaddyagonnadofolks?!

She was ok...nothing crazy

The Capitan2 · #**130** 01-31-2012, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Stawting Pitchah

Threesome scenario or would you have had to choose?

had to choose lol

they don't live close though so I probably wouldn't of went anyway

Stawting Pitchah · #**131** 01-31-2012, 11:36 AM

but I'm undah an aih conditioning vent blowin fawty degree aih at me at fawty miles an houah... it's UN- believable.

True story...

Sports Pope · #**132** 01-31-2012, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Capitan2

with CAP

So I'm at a bar 2 Fridays ago and I meet this girl and we end up somehow talking about the Yankees.

First thing she asks me "what do you think about the trade!?"

First thing I ask...YOU KNOW WHO JESUS MONTERO IS?!?!?! LOL I was floored. So we talked about that for a bit...then we started talking about who our favorite Yankee is I said Cano, Mo, ect ect...I forget who she said (I was a few in me)...So she goes..."do you know who I hate...you probably love him but I don't think he's that good"....So I'm like who? she says NICK SWISHER. I ERUPT..."NICK SWISHER IS WEAK HE'S WEAK!!!!!!!" It was a scene...so later on in the night after I got more drunk I met another girl...got her # and texted her the next day...except I texted her "NICK SWISHER IS WEAK!!" I got the girls confused...she wrote back "Isn't that a baseball player???"....I stopped answering her I felt so dumb haha.

My wife plays music off Pandora for my six-month-old. The Yo Gabba Gabba station is good kid-friendly music. So a few weeks ago we're listening and this cover of "Everyday People" comes on. Who the heck is this?

Nick Swisher. He has an album for kids. I had no idea.

The Capitan2 · #**133** 01-31-2012, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sports Pope

My wife plays music off Pandora for my six-month-old. The Yo Gabba Gabba station is good kid-friendly music. So a few weeks ago we're listening and this cover of "Everyday People" comes on. Who the heck is this?

Nick Swisher. He has an album for kids. I had no idea.

Yeah he does

Ball Game Over, Yankees Win...THUGHUGHUGHUGHUGH YANKEES WIN!

OHH THIS SONG IS POSITIVELY SWISHALICIOUS!!!

Sports Pope · #**134** 01-31-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stawting Pitchah

but I'm undah an aih conditioning vent blowin fawty degree aih at me at fawty miles an houah... it's UN- believable.

True story...

AY MAX DO SOMETHIN'. WE'RE FREEZIN' IN HEAH! GEEZ!

Stawting Pitchah · #**135** 01-31-2012, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sports Pope

My wife plays music off Pandora for my six-month-old. The Yo Gabba Gabba station is good kid-friendly music. So a few weeks ago we're listening and this cover of "Everyday People" comes on. Who the heck is this?

Nick Swisher. He has an album for kids. I had no idea.

I heard that song... the vocals were weak.

inderebuilding · #**136** 01-31-2012, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sports Pope

My wife plays music off Pandora for my six-month-old. The Yo Gabba Gabba station is good kid-friendly music. So a few weeks ago we're listening and this cover of "Everyday People" comes on. Who the heck is this?

Nick Swisher. He has an album for kids. I had no idea.

Diffint Strokes fah diffint Weak Hittahs...