5/26/11 Breakfast Club Almost At the Weekend Edition

[Don't Bother Me]

Originally Posted by unfathomable

Hypothetical scenario: person goes to bathroom, number 1. Never touches their private areas or the flushing handle with their hands. In other words, all that the hand has touched while in the bathroom is air. But they don't wash their hands.

Are you still grossed out?

Yes, theres contamination from the crapmosphere...

[yots]

Originally Posted by unfathomable

It's not that hawd ta maneuver with the fly scenario if you're wearing slacks. With jeans, sweatpants, or trackpants it might be a little more challenging.

I'll defer to your expertise on the matter, as I've never given it any thought.

[Uttah Disastah]

Originally Posted by Say Hello to Ottis

CAPPPY,

i was listening to a simmons podcast he had with a TV critic and at the end simmons threw this out there.
"i'm hearing alot of rumors of a friday night lights movie...we may not have seen the last of these characters"

went

Weyid...a book that gets made into a movie and spawns a loosely-based TV series that may eventually be made into a movie. Someone should write a book about this whole thing, bring it full-circle.

[Don't Bother Me]

Originally Posted by and we're back

hmmmmm, your thoughts?

Dats Barack puttin the BAM in Obama...

[Say Hello to Ottis]

Originally Posted by yots

Probably, because I would assume that something was touched, even if you tell me that it wasn't.

But, if you could guarantee it 100%, then foyne, but how are ya getting it out?

i dont think you pawtake in casinos much do ya yots?

i become a germaphobe in dere...every table i leave i wash my hands...before and after the bathroom i wash my hands...if i have hand sanitizer i use it...the chips in a casino are to this day the most filthy things evah

[Stawting Pitchah]

Originally Posted by inderebuilding

Apu singin' "Da Dream Police" while washing his car....

Barney under the Keg, saying "Uh Oh, my heart stopped!"...

Chalmers referring to Springfield Elementary/Seymour's tenure as "class after class of UGLY children."...

Doris the LunchLady with the Horse Parts "Now With More Testicles!"...

Super genius....

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3) Sorry...
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[Uttah Disastah]

Originally Posted by yots

Probably, because I would assume that something was touched, even if you tell me that it wasn't.

But, if you could guarantee it 100%, then foyne, but how are ya getting it out?

:sandycatbatsignal:

[unfathomable]

Originally Posted by Uttah Disastah

:sandycatbatsignal:

haha - She'll get a good laugh if she reads through this thread.

[yots]

Originally Posted by Say Hello to Ottis

i dont think you pawtake in casinos much do ya yots?

i become a germaphobe in dere...every table i leave i wash my hands...before and after the bathroom i wash my hands...if i have hand sanitizer i use it...the chips in a casino are to this day the most filthy things evah

Nah, don't partake in gambling at all.

On the topic of hand sanitzer, though, I don't use that, so I'm not a crazy germaphobe or anything.

[Umberto's Clam House]

Originally Posted by yots

I have some weiyd bathroom issues.

Unless it's litchrally coming out, I avoid taking dumps in public bathrooms at all costs. I've become good at holding it in for hours if need be. (Yes, I know that's bad for you.)

This is why I could never go to prison. The bathroom situation would kill me.

contrarian

[yots]

Originally Posted by Uttah Disastah

:sandycatbatsignal:

A woman has to wipe, though. So if the question is, "Are you grossed out if a woman is able to go without touching anything?", I would say "yes" because that means she didn't wipe or blot.

[yots]

Originally Posted by Umberto's Clam House

contrarian

How the F did you not pass me last night? Did you have something to do?

[and we're back]

Amazing! Looks like it was carpet bombed.

Joplin - after/before

[yots]

Bernard Hopkins is a Philly .

[Umberto's Clam House]

Originally Posted by yots

How the F did you not pass me last night? Did you have something to do?

I'm not sure, I did log on before dinner.

It's sort of like how people you think would have about 10000 posts only have like 2000.

[Say Hello to Ottis]

Originally Posted by Umberto's Clam House

I'm not sure, I did log on before dinner.

It's sort of like how people you think would have about 10000 posts only have like 2000.

its about the poster not the posts...

[Umberto's Clam House]

Originally Posted by yots

Bernard Hopkins is a Philly .

Listening to Kay? This dude would scare me if I was alone in the room with him, preacher man preach!!

[yots]

Originally Posted by Umberto's Clam House

Listening to Kay? This dude would scare me if I was alone in the room with him, preacher man preach!!

Yep. He's so over the top with the Philly stuff. Calm down, bro.

[Everything is a Scenario]

Originally Posted by Say Hello to Ottis

i dont think you pawtake in casinos much do ya yots?

i become a germaphobe in dere...every table i leave i wash my hands...before and after the bathroom i wash my hands...if i have hand sanitizer i use it...the chips in a casino are to this day the most filthy things evah

you could say this about a quarter too though

i gamble...and i remembah, and realize the chips have been in hands of many a mongo

i wash my hands...sometimes i think about rubbing my eyes..yikes

[unfathomable]

Originally Posted by yots

Yep. He's so over the top with the Philly stuff. Calm down, bro.

What is being said about Philly?